Boctor's Humble Abode

After a very long day of shopping at Dubai Mall, i’m showing my dad and stepmother the stuff i bought. I got this smart casual grey dress which they absolutely love. Then she mentioned how she always wanted to get a similar one but she never did because she doesnt work so she basically wont use it. Being my nice self, i tell her to try it on in case she wants to buy one for herself. And Yes i am the same size as my 45 year old stepmother ( in case you’re wondering). She’s been following a diet for the past month and ive gained a couple of kGs, so theoretically she’s supposed to be slightly thinner than me. She puts on my dress and it’s a perfect fit. So my dad looks at me and asks..

Dad: It fits perfectly. How come it fits you??

oh yay…daddy thinks a dress that fits his wife should be too small for me…

I frown..

Me: Because she’s bigger up there *point to my boobs*

Dad: Yea but you’re bigger down there *he points to his hips*

Me: Dad, i dunno. It just fits.

Then Elza comments on how good it is that we’re still the same size even though i gained some weight. 

Conclusion: Fuck My Life.

Elza: Sarah, you vana go to the beach tomorrow.

Sarah: Yea sure..

Elza: I havent been to the beach in a very long time.

Dad: You go a couple of times every week.

Elza: Yea, but i havent been in a long time.

Dad: When was the last time?

Elza: Last Thursday.

Ummmm….